September 11, 2009

Tunes: Chef, Jay, Marvin and Leon, and a Mohawke.

I will be getting with Dave to create a list of the greatest albums of this first decade of the 2000s.  Other than that, let’s go in:

Current:

Jay-Z – The Blueprint 3

Hmm…well…what is there to really say.  I don’t want this to get into some long diatribe, so I’ll attempt to keep it brief.  Off the bat – I will say that this isn’t Hov’s best album.  It just isn’t.  I know he (and others) like to push the “it’s time to talk about different shit” card, which I dig.  The man probably hasn’t moved a kilo in like 10-15 years.  He’s beginning to reach a point to where soon he will have been a superstar rapper longer than anything he was prior, and might technically already be there.  You just can’t talk about hustling in the streets forever – nor SHOULD he have to.

My gripe is the musical quality compared to his other albums, or lack thereof.  Plain and simple, it’s just not that strong.  Is it better than 95% of the releases of 2009. Yes….an emphatic one.  However, right or wrong, I hold Hov to a higher standard (a lot of people do, and should).  I expect him to literally piss greatness – and BP3 is not great on any level except the lyrics, which are top notch as usual.  And I think I know the problem – there was a point where Jay would break new, up and coming beatsmiths.  You have to remember – Just Blaze and The Kanye were just rookies in the game back in the day, before Jay featured them major on La Roc Familia album, and especially The Blueprint.  Even The Black Album had Hov taking chances on a new guys, notably 9th Wonder, who at that point was still part of Little Brother.   My point is that Blueprint 3 doesn’t sound fresh.  It sounds like work from a no longer hungry set of the usual suspects.  I guess he’s a busy man – he just doesn’t have the time to search out and listen to beat tapes all day.  He should start paying someone to do so – there’s a lot of talent out there to find.  I could actually do a character study on rap, Jay-Z, and music using his albums for the progression pieces…..hmmm…..

Raekwon – Only Built 4 Cuban Linx…Pt. II

My favorite rap release (top 5 overall) of 2009 – along side K-Os’ release.  Let’s see: the lyrics – check.  Rae has always been a dope lyricist, and the delivery is always on point.  But he sounds particularly refreshed on this go ’round.  Ghost is Ghost – there really isn’t much more you need to say about him…how many superlatives do you need?  My two lyrical surprises are Inspectah Deck and Method Man.  Deck has been dope, if underrated.  But the dude drops the very first verse on this album.  Think about that – Rae is supremely confident that A. He knows he will still shine, and B. Deck is so dope, you don’t feel bad putting him one first verse on your own album.  This is the same with Meth, except on the back end of songs.  Rae recognized that Method is dopest as the anchor on track meet, where usually the main artist would like to shine.  Again, Rae is confident in his abilities, but isn’t too selfish as to make sure his man shines.  There are other dope spots too, from Jada and Styles P, Slick Rick aka The Ruler (who sounds primed for his own comeback album) and Masta Killa, who also came pretty ill on this.  The Dre spot is basic, but the Dre people love: pianos and that slow G-ride bounce, which Rae and Bus-a-bus slay..would’ve loved to have heard U-God (MIA?) on this.  Speaking of beats – RZA is back at it again, doing his usual thing.

Overall, this is isn’t the first Cuban Linx album, that classic stands alone in time with the mafioso rap period.  This album is a tad too long, but it’s a banger and Wu  lovers’ dream – the majority of the beats are literally fucking nuts.  I’m all about hearing new voices, like the Cudis and Drakes, etc.  But it’s nice to hear a familiar voice that’s still capable of dropping oh-so-near classics.

Couple extras:  I read that Nas was basically too busy to get on the album – wtf.  How does Ruler make the album, but Nas doesn’t?  Eh..woulda been nice, but no biggie.  Dre REALLY should’ve let this album come out on Aftermath….how does he put something like this on the backburner.  Rae is basically going to come out a huge winner – especially with the BP3 letdown.  If you consider the factors, it’s an amazing comeback.

Hudson Mohawke – Polyfolk Dance EP

Beats, beats, and more beats for the people.  Hudson is on some polybeat type shit – sounds like a couple beats are playing at the same time, but together, if that makes sense.  I love the future funk feel with this guy, on some Year 2124,  Playstation Infinity shit.  If you’re a beat maniac like myself, you’ll get a kick out of this EP.  “Overnight” is the superstar here – very strong.

Retrospectives:

Marvin Gaye – Here, My Dear (Deluxe Edition)

If you don’t know the story about this double album, here’s a quick run down:  Marvin and his future ex-wife Anna Gordy, Berry’s sister, were in the process of a divorce.  As a resolution to the divorce settlement, Marvin’s lawyer suggested that Marvin do an album, in which almost all of the proceeds, including the advance went to Anna.  (Note:  Marvin was already into his lavish lifestyle and drug use – which was eating up his cash flow.  His live-in relationship with his soon to be new wife Janis was also kind of a big deal, especially since he held an open relationship with her DURING his marriage – and he actually dedicated the PREVIOUS album to this homewrecker.  Yikes – more later.)  Marvin was going to turn in a shit album, but decided at the last minute to turn in the 2nd greatest divorce/breakup album ever (behind Dylan’s Blood On The Tracks.)  Amazing album.

Marvin Gaye – I Want You

The album Marvin dedicated to the then-teenaged Janis Hunter – probably one the greatest, sensual love/sex albums ever, if not #1.  Now…this album was actually not Marvin’s.  Leon Ware, another hugely talented and underrated Motown artist, wrote and produced this album – all of it.  Marvin was looking for help for his next project, and heard Leon’s work, loved the downtempo funk sound and wanted to put his layered vocals on it.  Berry Gordy and Marvin basically asked Leon to surrender the entire album to Marvin, with Marvin getting some co-writing credit.  Make no mistake – I LOVE Marvin – but this is Leon’s album, from front to back.  The cover was genius.

Leon Ware – Musical Massage

The album Marvin wanted as a follow-up to I Want You, an offer to which Leon decided to refuse.  It was built as a continuation to I Want You, so that you could play the albums together or back to back.  It’s a little harder on the breaks during the choruses, and the basslines are a little bit thicker.  Ware’s voice does not disappoint – I won’t say he’s equal to Marvin, because he’s not….but it’s a lot more than adequate.  (I’m actually surprised he didn’t become a huge name himself.)  It’s at the very least equal to its predecessor.   Gotta love the cover….the back matches the front too.

September 8, 2009

9/11 being taught to students

Now lets talk some real indoctrination in schools!

updated 7:19 p.m. ET, Tues., Sept . 8, 2009

NEW YORK – Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani joined Sept. 11 family members and college professors on Tuesday at a hotel blocks from the World Trade Center site to unveil a plan to teach middle and high school students about the 2001 terrorist attacks.

The 9/11 curriculum, believed to be the first comprehensive educational plan focusing on the attacks, is expected to be tested this year at schools in New York City, California, New Jersey, Alabama, Indiana, Illinois and Kansas.

It was developed with the help of educators by the Brick, N.J.-based Sept. 11 Education Trust, and was based on primary sources, archival footage and more than 70 interviews with witnesses, family members of victims and politicians, including Giuliani and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, a New York senator at the time of the attacks.

The curriculum is taught through videos, lessons and interactive exercises, including one that requires students to use Google Earth software to map global terrorist activity.

One of the main goals is to help students entering middle and high school, who may been too young to have strong memories of the attacks, to develop a tangible connection to what happened.

“In a few years, we will be teaching students who were not even alive at the time of the attacks,” said Anthony Gardner, the executive director of the Sept. 11 Education Trust.

‘One of the critical subjects’
The nonprofit group is run by victims’ families, survivors and rescue workers who worry that educators don’t teach about the attacks because they don’t have the educational tools to do so.

Giuliani said that the curriculum can help students to think critically about the attacks as both a historical event and one that shapes the present, noting the continued threat of terrorism and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

“This is one of the critical subjects on which young people should develop some ideas and thoughts. They’re going to have to live with this for quite some time,” he said. “It gives young people a framework in which to think about Sept. 11, all that it meant and all that it means to the present.”

For the professors who helped to develop the plan through the Taft Institute for Government at Queens College, creating that framework to understanding how 9/11 affects today’s policies was critical to the endeavor, and part of the challenge.

“The real trick is to get kids to see that it’s not just a dramatic event like 9/11 that connects them to these issues, it’s connected to their lives in the everyday, said Michael A. Krasner, a political scientist at Queens College. He said a range of viewpoints are reflected in the curriculum, including from Muslim scholars, to enrich the discussion.

‘Not sugardcoating the event’
The curriculum was designed so that teachers could tailor it to their own classrooms, but it gives an open-eyed view of 9/11, Gardner said.

“We’re not sugarcoating the event,” said Gardner, whose brother died in the World Trade Center. “We’ve included images that are challenging.”

September 7, 2009

I could not have said it better myself…

Van Jones Exit Isn’t Right-Wing Win, It’s an Obama Surrender By: John Nichols @ www.thenation.com

The decision of Van Jones to resign as President Obama’s “green jobs” czar is not a victory for Republicans who griped about the White House environmental aide’s willingness to call them out on their extreme partisanship.

Nor was it a victory for right-wingnuts like Glenn Beck – who waged a bitter campaign against Jones, highlighting his history of activism on behalf of environmental justice, racial reconciliation, global solidarity and an inquiry into events leading up to the September 11, 2001, attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

It was an unnecessary and unwise surrender by an Obama administration there is neither ready nor willing to fight “those who spin lies for profit” — as National Association for the Advancement of Colored People president Ben Jealous described those who smeared Jones.

Jones made a gracious exit from his key position in an administration that was unwilling to stand up for him, issuing a Labor Day weekend statement that said: “On the eve of historic fights for health care and clean energy, opponents of reform have mounted a vicious smear campaign against me,” Jones said in his resignation statement. “They are using lies and distortions to distract and divide.”

Jones said he had been “inundated with calls from across the political spectrum urging me to stay and fight.” The NAACP and other groups had initiated campaigns to keep Jones in his position as White House Special Advisor for Green Jobs.

Few doubt that Jones would have stayed on, if the president and his aides had been willing to defend the ablest advocate for green jobs.

Nor is there doubt among those of us who have known and worked with this remarkable man over the years that, when Jones signed a petition or spoke at a rally, he did not always agree with every detail of what was being said – anymore than a Republican congressman who speaks at a teabagger rally agrees with the signs in the crowd that call for acts of violence or a conservative talk-show host agrees with callers who claim President Obama was not born in the United States.

Those heirs to Joe McCarthy who have been waging a campaign to discredit and dismiss high-ranking African-American appointees of the Obama administration have highlighted the fact that Jones’ name appeared on a petition calling for an aggressive inquiry into whether Bush-Cheney administration aides failed to take necessary steps to prevent the 9/11 attacks.

While some who circulated that petition may have believed the worst about members of the former administration, Jones clearly and unequivocally stated the more extreme position “certainly does not reflect my views, now or ever.”

Jones wanted a more serious inquiry, as did many mainstream Democrats and Republicans who worried about the constrained and ineffectual approach of the 9/11 Commission and a Bush-friendly Congress. As the NAACP’s Jealous says, “I have known Van Jones for more than 15 years. In that time he, as is characteristic of great public servants, has continuously grown and increased his capacity for improving the condition of humanity. Throughout, he has been guided by a powerful sense of patriotism and love for all.”

Jones’ Republican critics knew this.

His Fox TV attackers were fully aware that this was an ugly smear campaign designed not so much to embarrass Jones as to undermine the administration.

They just wanted to get rid of Jones, who has for many years been among the savviest and most effective advocates for green jobs – and whose appointment to the green jobs” position was one of the strongest signals that the Obama administration was serious about both environmental protection and job creation.

President Obama and his aides let the right spin a fantasy about a man who led the highly-regarded Ella Baker Center for Human Rights and was recently listed as one of Time magazine’s 100 most influential player’s of 2009.

In so doing, they allowed Glenn Beck to define the administration.

This won’t make the Obama presidency stronger; nor will it position the president to work more effectively with Congress on issues such as health care reform – let alone “green jobs” initiatives.

The right now knows they can make this administration blink. And they will keep poking and prodding White House aides and appointees until Obama and his inner circle push back.

That’s how Washington works.

Republican strategists and the echo chamber in the media understand this.

Unfortunately, the president and his aides do not.

September 7, 2009

Norwegian Wood

So alot of you who know me (D) are probably aware that Haruki Murakami is one of my favorite novelists.  A couple of his short stories have been adapted to film, and they may leave you thinking WTF? The Norweigan Wood is a beautiful and extremely derpessing novel that is being turned into a film. According to my girlfriend ”its going to be the most emo thing on the planet”. She is probably correct but that still doesnt take away from my excitement. While Norweigan Wood is not my favorite Murakami book it is probably his most famous,  definitely in Japan.  I must mention that the lead charaters in the novel are being played by two of Japans best actors  Ken’ichi Matsuyama and Rinko Kikuchi. Anyways, I lifted some info from the Toronto Japanese Film Pow-Wow blog (which is a great blog for Japanese film by the way check it out http://www.jfilmpowwow.blogspot.com/).

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Just over a year ago the internet was buzzing about the news that French-Vietnamese director Tran Anh Hung would be adapting Haruki Murakami’s 1987 novel “Norwegian Wood” into a feature film (read our full coverage here. While Murakami’s dense, often surreal work seemed tailor-made for the big screen no one, save maybe Jun Ichikawa and his film “Tony Takitani”, had ever lived up to the author’s singular vision, so the fact that the man who brought us such transcendently beautiful films as “The Scent of Green Papaya” and “Cyclo” was going to to be tackling a Murakami novel got a lot of people excited. So did the news that two of Japan’s biggest young actors would be starring in the film, namely Ken’ichi Matsuyama and Rinko Kikuchi. Sadly once the initial fervor wore off the “Norwegian Wood” buzz died down to nothing; but during a wander through YouTube recently I came across this item broadcast on Japanese television on June 17th: an interview with Tran Anh Hung discussing the film which includes behind the scenes footage of Matsuyama as the novel protagonist Toru Watanabe and Kikuchi as one of his love interests Naoko. Be patient though. You have to get past the 2-minute 30-second mark before you get to the behind the scenes shots.

“Norwegian Wood” is set for a 2010 release.

September 6, 2009

I guess its deeper than Glenn Beck…

 

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Among Pence’s campaign contributors is Blackwater’s owner, whom Pence defended after the Nisour Square massacre in Baghdad.

By Jeremy Scahill Rep.

 Mike Pence, an Indiana Republican whose name has been mentioned as a potential GOP presidential candidate (and who is not sure if he believes in evolution), led the witch-hunt to force the resignation of White House Green Jobs advisor, Van Jones, over comments Jones made years ago and a 9/11 “truth” petition Jones signed which he said he did not read in its entirety. Jones apologized for some of his comments, which were made before he took his job with the Obama administration and said the petition “certainly does not reflect my views now or ever.” Late Saturday, Jones resigned. “On the eve of historic fights for health care and clean energy, opponents of reform have mounted a vicious smear campaign against me,” Jones said in a statement released Sunday. “They are using lies and distortions to distract and divide.” (For a very good analysis of this story, read this). On Friday, Pence, who describes himself as “Christian, Conservative, Republican, in that order,” said Jones’s “extremist views and coarse rhetoric have no place in this administration or the public debate.” Beyond the obvious here (the hate-filled rhetoric we see every day from racist, right-wing wackos, including those in public office), it is an interesting comment considering that Pence is an extremist right-wing evangelical Christian who has taken thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from Blackwater’s owner, Erik Prince. Prince has also donated to Pence’s Political Action Committee “Principles Exalt a Nation.” In December 2007, three months after Blackwater operatives gunned down 17 Iraqi civilians in Baghdad’s Nisour Square, Pence and his Republican Study Committee, which serves “the purpose of advancing a conservative social and economic agenda in the House of Representatives,” organized a gathering to welcome Prince to Washington. “Not only has Mr. Prince personally been targeted by partisan warfare repeatedly over the past months, but the use of contracting throughout the government has been under attack by this Congress,” Pence’s committee’s statement said. Should Pence resign for cavorting with and accepting campaign cash from a man who allegedly “views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe,” in the words of a former employee? Oh, right. Those are apparently positive attributes in Pence’s view.

September 4, 2009

Man this site is funny!

Stuff White Evangelicals like?

Have you always wanted to get into the Stuff White People Like craze, but you can’t because you don’t relate to its implicit godless secular humanism? Well, maybe this one’s for you. Since August of last year, this recovering evangelical in Seattle, a preacher’s kid married to a preacher’s kid, has been tallying a list of Stuff Christian Culture Likes.

Some of my favorites:

#15 Dry Humping

This is the complete inverse of waiting to kiss until your wedding day. Since you’re not technically doing it, you can still technically remain pure. Dry humping most commonly takes place in the woods at church camp or in dorm rooms after Campus Crusade meetings.

How else are you supposed to wait till you’re married? By compromising with this. It still makes you feel guilty, but that’s kind of why it’s hot.

Some of my other favorties
Ok I’m going to stop there. Read it for yourself…Hours of entertainment!

September 1, 2009

Tunes – September 1st, 2009

You know what it is…….let get into it.

Various Artists – Definitive Jux Presents IV (4)

ILLY, SON.  Good gracious this is a dope ass compilation.  At the same time, I didn’t expect anything less from El-P and crew.  I know of at least ONE person (the other owner of this site) that prolly just took a shit listening to this.  I don’t have some long explanation for it.  It’s El-P….Camu (RIP), Cage, Lif, Rob Sonic, Central Services – it’s typical Def Jukie material, advanced and varied sounds, dope lyrics, etc, etc….if you don’t know, now you do.  Pick this up and educate yourself.   personally recommended coppage.

Beanie Sigel – The Broad Street Bully

I’m guess this is a lead up until a real major label album.  In any case, it’s a nice return for Beans – back to doing what he does best – that Philly-style street shit.  I kind of forgot how nice this cat was and is – he goes hard on every track and the beats are dope too.  I will say this as well:  Young Chris is improved, although he sounds like Hov…still nice.  Freeway still got the odd-ass flow that just works, for whatever reason.  Nice pick-up here.

Mayer Hawthorne – A Strange Arrangement

Not sure I would’ve picked this up had it not been a Stones Throw release, but I’m glad I did.  ( I readily admits that co-signs from Mark Ronson and Gilles Peterson helped too.)  It’s blue-eyed soul, but with Holland-Dozier-Holland era mold and feel.  Very interesting – nice voice, good old school sound, and dude plays all the instruments.  I’d heard the initial single, but it’s a lot better to listen to the album as a whole, as least for me.  Nice pick-up.

The Lines – Memory Span

Basically a rundown of work they did from the late 70’s going forward.  Post-punk that was definitely ahead of the curve for their time (especially since punk was just settling down) – should’ve been a LOT bigger than they were.

Singles I’m feeling right now:

Simian Mobile Disco – Audacity of Huge

It’s been out for a little bit, but I’m still feeling it.

Grizzly Bear – While You Wait for the Others

I bought this single for the Michael McDonald cover – which is seeming to give a lot of people the willies, but I like it.   A lot.

Dorian Concept – Trilingual Dance Sexperience

Dance music..a little odd, but enjoyable.

Rain Machine – Give Blood.

Fair to say that if you like TV On The Radio, you’ll like this.  I like TV.

Radiohead – Harry Patch (In Memory Of) AND These Are My Twisted Words

A symphony featuring Thom Yorke and a track of classic Radiohead

Zomby – Digital Flora/Fauna

Huge fan of Zomby…so there it goes.

Oh No – Dr. No’s Ethiopium

Some short (8 minutes) teaser mix that I got from a site I don’t remember…..but it’s Oh No and it’s dope.  Google it.

August 31, 2009

DVD Review: King Corn

King Corn – a documentary by Aaron Woolf (director), Ian Cheney, and Curtis Ellis

I watched this movie last night.  I cannot underestimate how moved I still am by it.  I’m not sure if it’s a “watershed” moment in my life yet….but this morning I got up and looked at my option for breakfast.  I’m realizing I will never look at my food, or anything at the grocery store, the same – ever again.

The doc starts out with two recent college graduates (Cheney and Ellis) that hear that, for the first time in generations, our current generation could be actually have a lower lifespan than the one before it, because of what we ate.  They get with a scientist at the University of Virginia, who tests their hairs, and find that they are quite literally turning into corn – as the saying goes, “you are what you eat.”  They guys set out to move to Iowa for a year, purchase an acre of land, and become corn growers.  They find that they aren’t growing the corn you pop out of your Green Giant can.

I don’t really want to start giving away a lot of this documentary, but in the talks they have with scientists, professors, and the corn growers themselves, a lot of things about food are brought to light.  A particularly interesting conversation with Earl Butz puts a LOT of perspective on why corn, specifically commodity corn, is the primary staple.  The history of the migration, modification, the very real and present health implications (on the human and beast) of the corn is very telling as well.  (Sidenote:  I’ve had Michael Pollan’s Omnivore’s Dilemma for a while.  I believe I will be reading this book, directly after I finish The Family.  Dave, nice pickup.)

A must see documentary.  I can honestly say it’s probably going to change how I feel about food, and what I choose to eat, forever.

August 31, 2009

The Invisible Crisis: Part II – Why you need to close your Facebook account.

I don’t have a Facebook account.  I have a Twitter account that I’ve barely used, and I’ll probably close it as soon as I feel like logging in to kill it.

It’s not because I’m cooler than everyone else, or anything of the sort.  Prior to a little thought, the only reason I hadn’t fixed one up was because of my time constraints – I just didn’t have time to really get into Facebook, when I could just email/text/IM/call whoever I really wanted to talk to.  As I began to investigate a little more, and asked myself (once I had time) why it would even be worthwhile to have one.  I suppose I could catch up with people…I could find new friends…connect with old ones…and so on, and so forth.  I’ve even had a little pressure/teasing on why I didn’t have one.  Then, I thought back to my short MySpace experience – and since Facebook is just a better MySpace, I quickly started to realize and recall the epic failures of this sort of media, to include Twitter (and sites like these.)

Information:

I’m basically convinced that the information you put on the pages are going to be used against people at some point.  There have been numerous studies on privacy/infosec issues.   I suppose the “Big Brother-government” could be an issue, however my real concern is toward how Facebook, Twitter, and other private entities, can use your information.  If you look at the terms of service you agree to for your account usage, you will see that they can basically keep and use your content, your name and likeness, and images literally forever.   On top of it, you end up disclosing all kinds of information to corporations, corporate criminals, and the regular “I’m going to find your daughter, and trick her into meeting me, and rape her” criminals as well.  Data mining has always been an issue, as anyone can find a way to gather all sorts of information, including those 3rd party add-ons and advertising sucking up info.

There is also the stupidity clause that has to be used.  Please read the following (from a wikipedia entry):

In December 2006, campus police at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington were investigating the theft of two PlayStation consoles, which had been stolen by the two perpetrators of a beating and robbery on campus. They planned to raid the rented house of Peyton Strickland, an 18-year-old student at nearby Cape Fear Community College. They discovered that the other alleged robber, Ryan Mills, had posted photographs of himself on Facebook in which he posed with guns. Expecting “heavily armed resistance” at Strickland’s house, the officers called in a SWAT team for backup to raid Strickland’s house. When they arrived at the residence, which three students rented, they were not immediately let in. As one officer began to break down the door with a battering ram, another officer mistook the sound of the battering ram for gunshots and shot into the door, killing the unarmed Strickland.[19] The officer, Christopher Long, was not charged with second-degree murder by two different grand juries.

…where do I begin?

And apparently, you can actually do too much on Facebook, to where they can shut down the account – for example, if the big computer thinks you post too much, or you add too many people….they can shut you down for whatever reason.  Kind of totalitarian, no?

Time to get stupider:

There is a study that basically say collegiate holders of Facebook accounts do worse in school than those who don’t have them.  Now that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re dumber for using Facebook.  But the study obviously suggests some sort of negative relationship between learning and Facebook.  I believe that there is definitely a negative connotation – if you use Facebook/Twitter/MySpace, you’re dumbing yourself down.  You’ve read that clearly:  you and I are regressing by use of short burst media.

There is a very negative trend happening in America specifically that has been here since the advent of television.  Since the introduction of TV to the American household, the attention spans of its citizens has dwindled.  We no longer read newspapers, certain magazines, or books as much as we used to even 5-10 years ago.  The home and portable computer pushed this trend even further forward.  It was all so, and still is, very “instant.”  You can have it right now.  You don’t have to read a book/newspaper anymore to get a gist of thing that happen, because it’s been cut up for you in nice bite-size, summarized nuggets.  TV meals were invented for the 30 minute segments of shows that would come on – you would get your basic food groups covered: a meat, a veggie, a starch, and a dessert of some kind, to be mostly consumed by the time you finished watching The Bob Newhart Show.

There is an inherent issue in short burst media – the gist has become the end all, be all.  The most important aspect of learning something – understand the background and genesis of this new item – is no longer needed.  Not only is it not needed, it’s no longer asked for.  The gist is basically now good enough to not just get by, but to thrive.  Our sense of time, and our aversion to using any prolonged amount of it, feeds into this, because while we want to know what’s happening int he world, or we want to laugh, or we want to drop a quick note to someone, there is no real context.  And this goes especially with Twittering.  You end up dropping lines, filling up the 140 character quotas, and it sort of defines the state of you – at that particular moment.

Think about that.  That short burst of you, represents your essence.  It is you, not who you really are, but what you typed out that is cemented in people’s minds.  The person have no background of you, and will automatically use what you’ve written as the baseline for your being present, not just online, but in reality.  And that’s enough for them, because their attention spans cannot really handle a whole lot more.  I know for certain, where someone thought this posting was good or not, in 2009 – it’s not going to be read all the way through.  I read Tom Friend’s articles on ESPN.com.  I love his work, even though he seems to post small novels on the site.  In the comments sections, or here at work, I’ve listened/read that people loved his articles….but some of them readily admitted that they hadn’t read it all of the way through – even though they also admitted they had gotten emotional about the subjects and subject matter Friend poignantly writes about.  Hell, I’m guilty of not reading the books I purchased in it’s entirety, not because the subject is boring, but because of my use of time.  “I have so much to do…so little time to do it all.”

Thus the short burst media of today – the media of the out-of-context gists.  You have celebrities believing they have a connection with the masses through these Twitters, while the masses are in turn hoping they themselves become gist-famous enough for people to track them.  Michael Beasley was admitted into a mental institution following some disturbing Twitters he made, although the empty baggies in the photo should’ve been the tale-tell sign.  I’m willing to bet he’s not the only person who knows what he had in the baggie – why was a Twitter the signal and sign that he needed help.  Are we depending on Twitter for mental evaluations as well?  I really hope that wasn’t the case.

Who are your friends really?:

The last thing I want to cover in this thing is the social-ness of these sites.  It is of my belief, that these sites helped you learn to eat each other, a type of social cannibalism that permeates real life.  The perfect example stems from the first sentence of this posting, or rather a question:  I don’t have Facebook.  What? Why?

You sees how that works?  The implication is that you’re missing out on some huge happening in the world, standing on the sidelines while the games are being played.  It suggests you’re not in tune with everyone else, and that by (me) asking why you don’t have it – you should sign up today.  There is a clubby, cliquey feel to Facebook, and within it.  I think my experience with MySpace really informs me, as I found myself cannibalizing other people in order to make sure I had the right feel in my page.  I had to make it a certain color….play these songs….and then I’d only add in people I thought were cool.  Now, you’re thinking, that is something everyone does.  But you really have no clue about anyone you’ve decided to add or disapprove as a friend (unless you know them in real life.)  You’ve decided to contour your page, your piece of space in the cyber universe with shorts bursts.  You’ve heard a song from a new artist, and you love the song – you go and add this person.  But you have no clue if the person is a complete douchebag.  You listened to that 3 minutes, 42 seconds, and you’ve invited this person into your party, even if he’s just going to play the wall and talk shit about all of you and your friends in secret.  This is becoming more real everyday – I’ve heard of MySpace and Facebook parties….so in actual real time, you can have a look at all your online “friends” with your real eyes.  I’ve heard funny stories from people who participated in these (Trendy Brand X sponsored) parties, and they say they came away feeling a bit strange about the eye-opening experience.  The main thing they said was that no one there were exactly as portrayed.  Now what if like 500 people showed, you have 500 different people with this same odd feeling.  I suppose they work through it and party (read: “medicate”) it out, but it’s like the club – in two contexts.  You’re in a club AT a club, where you recognize everyone, and you know nothing about them.

In summation – I believe these sites create unreal realities, and shortening up of attention spans necessary to learn and kills the downward spiral of stupidity people are sliding into.  (I also realize I’m not perfect.  YouTube is definitely eating my brain….iTunes as well – which a whole other posting…coming soon.)

So what are my solutions?  After all – I must have something to fix the issues I’m presenting.

Next – Part III:  Stop twittering (and texting) the people you’re sitting next to.

August 29, 2009

Jordan broke a backboard…with one hand?

I’m a huge sports fan.  But as said before, I have to keep the sports talk to a minimum here (or I’d get carried away.  Might need to sports blog….hmm.)

I heard something on Bill Simmons’ BS Report podcast that had me intrigued.  Just when I thought I’d seen every highlight on MJ, Kevin Wildes says there’s a video of Jordan breaking a backboard.  So I looked it up on YouTube, and sure enough there was some footage to a exhibition Mike played back in 1986, in Italy (……enjoy):

ONE HAND??!!??!?