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September 4, 2009
Stuff White Evangelicals like?
Have you always wanted to get into the Stuff White People Like craze, but you can’t because you don’t relate to its implicit godless secular humanism? Well, maybe this one’s for you. Since August of last year, this recovering evangelical in Seattle, a preacher’s kid married to a preacher’s kid, has been tallying a list of Stuff Christian Culture Likes.
Some of my favorites:
#15 Dry Humping
This is the complete inverse of waiting to kiss until your wedding day. Since you’re not technically doing it, you can still technically remain pure. Dry humping most commonly takes place in the woods at church camp or in dorm rooms after Campus Crusade meetings.
How else are you supposed to wait till you’re married? By compromising with this. It still makes you feel guilty, but that’s kind of why it’s hot.
Some of my other favorties
Ok I’m going to stop there. Read it for yourself…Hours of entertainment!
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